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Offline sltm1

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Moonshine Story
« on: August 11, 2017, 07:52:41 PM »
Cletus sees his hillbilly pal Bubba a-comin' down from the hills with a shotgun and a mason jar.
"What'cha doin' Bubba?"
"I came down to drink wit' ya, Cletus!"

Cletus says, "Oh, no, no, no! Your likker is potent awright, but I cain't stand the taste!"
Bubba points his shotgun at Cletus and says "DRINK!" and Cletus is forced to take a big swig.

"Woo-ha that's nasty!!" wails Cletus.

Then Bubba takes the likker jar and says, "OK, Cletus. You hold the shotgun on me and make me drink."

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Re: Moonshine Story
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2017, 02:05:11 PM »
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and tasteth good with ketchup.

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Re: Moonshine Story
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2017, 04:37:30 PM »
Thet funee writ thar  (7+" ......... (l^ )l_
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BETTER TO GETTIN than GETTIN GOT.

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Re: Moonshine Story
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2017, 10:17:04 PM »
So...if'n Cletus wadn't home, would Bubba have pulled his'n pistola and held it to his own haid while he forced hisself to drink? :P
"You gonna pull those pistols, or whistle Dixie?"