Thanks tljack. But it was actually for the best. It was probably worth twice as much to get rid of her.
Ever heard the joke about the devil coming down and scaring everyone in a church?
The devil came down and appeared in a church. Lots of fire and smoke, and scaring the hell out of the congregation. They all jumped up screaming and ran out of the church. Except for one little old man in the front row.
So the devil comes down and throws around some more fire and smoke, and lots of other scary stuff, and the man just sits there looking at him. This goes on for quite some time.
Finally, the devil asks the man, "Aren't you afraid of me?" to which the man replies, "No, I'm not." This infuriates the devil, so he asks the man, "why aren't you afraid of me?" To which the man responds, "I've been married to your sister for 50 years. I'm used to it."
That man was me!
