Started by making pancakes for the wife before she heads to work. While she was packing chicken soup for lunch she knocked an unopened bottle of peach balsamic vinegar on the floor, where it shattered. Then she pushed me out of the way so she could clean it up. Then came the five minute "discussion" about whether I could successfully use her floor mopping machine. Finally got her out of the house, and cleaned the floor. now I have to finish cleaning the kitchen, get pork shoulder in the smoker, and bake two batched of bread.
I am pretty sure that spell check has never actually suggested the word I was trying to spell when I typoed it.