How do you earn a living?

[ShotgunDave]

Making money ain't that hard for me. I tell the wife to give me $50 for groceries and I come home with $20 worth of groceries.

Reminds me of when I was a kid. My mom would give me $5 to go get a haircut. I'd pocket the money and have my friend cut my hair! 

[Len]

Making money ain't that hard for me. I tell the wife to give me $50 for groceries and I come home with $20 worth of groceries.

Reminds me of when I was a kid. My mom would give me $5 to go get a haircut. I'd pocket the money and have my friend cut my hair! 

We appreciate photos !

[ShotgunDave]

Making money ain't that hard for me. I tell the wife to give me $50 for groceries and I come home with $20 worth of groceries.

Reminds me of when I was a kid. My mom would give me $5 to go get a haircut. I'd pocket the money and have my friend cut my hair! 

We appreciate photos !

Thank goodness there aren't any!   

[Dave Shooter]

Haven't paid for a haircut for me in years.  Clippers do just fine for what little is left on sides and back.

[Hawg]

 Mom was stuck in the 50's where my hair was concerned. As far back as I can remember I had this greaser side part that took lots of Vitalis to hold in place like this. When I was 15 I said enough and had it cut in a Beatles cut with bangs.

[mazo kid]

I haven't had a professional haircut since just before our marriage. My wife's hair stylist gave us each a free haircut as a wedding present. Since then, my wife has cut my hair. I don't even know what a haircut costs these days. I imagine it will depend on where you live.

[Powder Burn]

Same here, no sense paying for a haircut at a Barber Shop when I have horse clippers in the barn. The wife does mine. What does a haircut cost these day ? I bet they raised the price to $5 now.

[mazo kid]

 

[Doc Holiday]

 My last haircut was 17-18 years ago.
I started shaving my head back then and never looked back.
I love it.
And the women love it! They find a smooth shaved head very sexy.
 

[G Dog]

I can't think of a better reason for copping a buzz.  (The hair cut type.)

[Electric Miner]

Last night, I earned my living by determining that the hot wire on a toilet had shorted to ground and tagging the breaker out.

[Captainkirk]

Last night, I earned my living by determining that the hot wire on a toilet had shorted to ground and tagging the breaker out.

Why...would a toilet have a "hot wire"? The question itself is shocking!

[G Dog]

I'm stumped. Maybe to heat the seat?  It gets cold in AZ, too sometimes.

[ShotgunDave]

I was wondering the same thing fellas. Maybe we're missing out on some kind of electric toilet?

[Captainkirk]

I was wondering the same thing fellas. Maybe we're missing out on some kind of electric toilet?

Hmm. He IS an Electric Miner. Maybe we don't want to know?